I've been doing porn since the weekend of Hurricane Ike. For those of you not from Houston that was almost two years ago... For most of that time I've had some conversations with Mr.Diesel Washington. (MOST of which have been playful jest.) Now don't get me wrong when I post this I think Diesel is a fine porn performer. He takes his work seriously, he knows how to market himself (a vital skill that many new porn models should model after him), and Mason tells me he is incredibly nice guy. (Though every time Mason and I talk about Mr.Washington he seems to get taller and taller in the stories. I think he's up to 9 feet tall according to Mason.) There have been incidents where Diesel went after the Twink Models and often decided that I would alluded to, or times where he had a few choice words for me, but thats water under the bridge and I'm glad he came out of retirement because I could never wish ill on another comic book junky. No scratch that... Diesel is the king of the gay comic book world. You need to check out his blog and you'll see how hardcore Marvel this guy is and I respect that! But as much fun and poking as he's at my expense and I at his... I beg of you Diesel... PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Be gentle with Derrek Diamond! I love him and his perfect body and I would die if anything happened to him! Derrek is everything that is beautiful and perfect in the world and I know how you like to give it fast and hard. 
Just look at how perfect Derrek is... Diesel please send him home intact...
Okay so here is the game plan I'm going to put together a grassroots militia to be on Standby while Diesel has his way with my precious porn love Derrek. We are going to be sharpening our dildos and anal beads and be ready to create an angry mob to stop Diesel if he doesn't listen to Derrek's safe word...
Aiden, why is this such a big deal you ask? Well look what he said to Zachary Sire!
@ZacharySire Im going to treat that ass like it stole money from Me, slapped my mother, killed my dog, and busted windows out of my car!!
I've been on the end of his wraith and I didn't do anything remotely close to any of this! So whose with me! We need to protect Derrek! So join my cause and together we will protect that perfect man from having to use a wheelchair for the rest of his life. (I've seen Diesel's videos! He's an aggressive top!) Why... Because I'm insanely Jealous Diesel gets it and I probably never will :(
Not even going to sign this happy... and in all lower case . aiden ash.
