Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Sharpening my Shank...

I've been doing porn since the weekend of Hurricane Ike. For those of you not from Houston that was almost two years ago... For most of that time I've had some conversations with Mr.Diesel Washington. (MOST of which have been playful jest.) Now don't get me wrong when I post this I think Diesel is a fine porn performer. He takes his work seriously, he knows how to market himself (a vital skill that many new porn models should model after him), and Mason tells me he is incredibly nice guy. (Though every time Mason and I talk about Mr.Washington he seems to get taller and taller in the stories. I think he's up to 9 feet tall according to Mason.) There have been incidents where Diesel went after the Twink Models and often decided that I would alluded to, or times where he had a few choice words for me, but thats water under the bridge and I'm glad he came out of retirement because I could never wish ill on another comic book junky. No scratch that... Diesel is the king of the gay comic book world. You need to check out his blog and you'll see how hardcore Marvel this guy is and I respect that! But as much fun and poking as he's at my expense and I at his... I beg of you Diesel... PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Be gentle with Derrek Diamond! I love him and his perfect body and I would die if anything happened to him! Derrek is everything that is beautiful and perfect in the world and I know how you like to give it fast and hard.



Just look at how perfect Derrek is... Diesel please send him home intact...


Okay so here is the game plan I'm going to put together a grassroots militia to be on Standby while Diesel has his way with my precious porn love Derrek. We are going to be sharpening our dildos and anal beads and be ready to create an angry mob to stop Diesel if he doesn't listen to Derrek's safe word...

Aiden, why is this such a big deal you ask? Well look what he said to Zachary Sire!

@ZacharySire Im going to treat that ass like it stole money from Me, slapped my mother, killed my dog, and busted windows out of my car!!

I've been on the end of his wraith and I didn't do anything remotely close to any of this! So whose with me! We need to protect Derrek! So join my cause and together we will protect that perfect man from having to use a wheelchair for the rest of his life. (I've seen Diesel's videos! He's an aggressive top!) Why... Because I'm insanely Jealous Diesel gets it and I probably never will :(

Not even going to sign this happy... and in all lower case . aiden ash.

15 comments:

Diesel Washington said...

Is someone talking about Me??? Hmmmm Derrek Diamond?? What will I do???? Oh thats right!!!


IM GOING TO TEAR THAT ASS UP!!!

You better bring an Army!!!Even that won't help Derrek!!!

Maybe you should fly to San Fran, Derrek will be needing a wheelchair on standby!! LOL

Woody said...

So much violence! Surely we are living in the end times!

James said...

Why do I think that Derrek is not worried?

Logan said...

They'll just CGI Diesel in.

Anonymous said...

what has happened to your blog? theres never any new posts and it sounds like a completely different person is writing them now and not really figuratively either.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that Aiden has had a sex change, and now goes by Ashley.
He..err..she has been seen shopping at Steve Madden..often.
I think Aiden has been gone long enough to consider this rumor.
.....Realslow

Anonymous said...

haha last comment made me lol but a lot of bloggers conected have stopped blogging since april so sumin is goin p.s. this is wierd but you have inspired me to go into porn ahah

Woody said...

Hello? Hello? Anyone here?

Anonymous said...

Well there's more activity on his twitter account (I think you already know that) and I have to agree with his recommendation to read Porter Wescott's blog because that's great as well as really active.

Anonymous said...

Hey Hope your doing fine Aiden or twinkgeoff, u a hot young guy and miss chatting/camming with u, Dave from canada..Hope that your health is Good after I heard the news about Mason....love to hear from you or cam with u....HOpe you post somethingn soon to know your doing okay....
dave

Woody said...

More recent information is at Aiden's twitter account: http://twitter.com/theaidenash

Woody said...

Aiden---Why did you quit your twitter account?

Anonymous said...

I just came here today to ask the same thing.

Anonymous said...

I mean, I know it wasn't very active anyway. Maybe he's got a serious job and wants to distance himself from his porn persona.

Anonymous said...

Here's his tattoo Woody:

http://yfrog.com/3v506gzj

Logan just tweeted

"If you want to be loved, be loveable."

I wonder if it was in response?

 
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