Friday, October 23, 2009

Dancing...

Nothing makes you feel more sexy than being up on stage with hundreds of men's eyes all focused on you. I know it makes me sound full of myself but really... Think about it. You. You're underwear. Showers pouring over you... There is just something purely sexual about it. Even the fat drag queen in the swimsuit someone makes you feel hot. (The ex boyfriend pouting in the audience, not so much.) But it is pretty awesome to have a room full of men cheering for you and slapping your ass. And, boys, it's a great way to make friends. Strip for horny men and bam(!) instant conversation starter. I can't till I am 21... I so wanna be a go-go boy in the bars in town. It will be a great way to meet guys and get my name out there.

So tonight I took second place... I always get crappy songs when I strip. The Black Eyed Peas Boom Boom Pow... All the other guys get the more sexual songs... And I always get the goofy Black Eyed Peas. Shit, I might as well get some 80s Glam Rock song. Dancing in these things is all about working the crowd before you go on. You have to become their friend before you get on stage. That way they think if they yell loud enough they can fuck you. It isn't about the moves or the sex. It's about the connections you make. (Hell, the same can be said about the porn industry.) You can be an average guy but if you have the room on your side, you're a super-star! And baby, I'm a star!

If any of you can make it out to Meteor Lounge in Houston on Thursdays that's where I'll be shaking my ass! Come on out and say hello!

<3 Aiden.

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