Saturday, January 30, 2010

I LOVE THIS TOWN!

Why didn't anyone tell me Orlando was the greatest city on the planet! It is so fun! It has all the theme parks and the best clubs. Basically it's this child-at-heart's wet dream! When I'm not hanging out on a rollercoaster or shopping at huge malls, I'm dancing half naked at a gay club or getting a blow job on the back bar! This place is great!
In Orlando they have a gay bar for every night of the week it's a non-stop party! I mean sure, sure, sure, my job is aight and stuff but it's once the 9-5 is over that the real fun begins.
Houston? Houston who? This city kicks Houston's ass into next week. My friend's from back home are telling me that it's the excitement of it being new and I'll want to come back to Houston in August, but we'll see. I'm falling in love with the sunshine state! Logan lived here for a year and said the glamor wears off and you realize that you're not living real life and it is just one pointless game. (That is why Logan is still in undergraduate school after seven years, because he's a moron!) As for the Wyler boys... Wyler who? Maybe if they called a bitch I'd be able to remember who they are!
Oh man and the men here are so hot! It's a tourist town so it is an all you can suck buffet of cock. Adam4Adam, Craig's List, they're all just rotating doors for new men. Married men, traveling men, single men, cheating boyfriends! I can say I want an uncut cock tonight and find like ten options! If I want a white guy with a big ass, BAM! If I want a married man whose kids are off playing in the theme park, Breed me Daddy! It is fantastic! I'm never leaving! My friends can come here! It's not like it wouldn't be nice to have a change of scene from Houston anyway!
I've made some awesome new friends and am loving it. Most of which are interns as well, Logan, as usual is being a preachy bitch and says that "It will only last 8 months and it all goes away". It must be hard to be a cynic. I'm living in the here and now! This is age of Aiden Ash! I'm gonna go out and get what I want!

And right now I want to suck a big fat cock!

Love,
Aiden

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pathetic.
You've lost me as a blog reader.

Woody said...

Aiden,

You haven't lost me as a reader of your sometimes outrageous blogs. However, I do worry about your health and safety. I don't want to sound preachy, but you should use common sense whenever possible!

Woody

Anonymous said...

Agree with the other comment, pathetic.

G84 (UK) said...

Never mind Aiden, you still have me (and many others I'm sure!) as your Blog reader(s). Loved the recent set of HOT piccy's, Can't wait to hear the next instalment about Florida. Perhaps it's just me but I'd also love to hear how the Internship is going?

Keep it up, Sorry that really is a cheap pun!

Aiden Ash said...

To those who have said you are not going to read anymore, I hope this comment reaches you. This blog post was not written by me but by a jealous Logan. The video blog I am about to post will explain it.

James said...

OMG. I just love Ms. Anonymous. So catty. Meow!

Woody said...

When will you post your next blog?
(Curious minds want to know what's going on!)

Anonymous said...

its like you need affection or attention so bad and you have to get it through all this sex. i really honestly feel bad for you as a person and hope you get some pysch help.

Anonymous said...

Has Logan been posting on your Twitter too? Because I don't understand why you tweeted "What would cause me to lose a blog reader". I don't know how you could see that comment without seeing the post that caused it.

I thought you'd just written the post to do some Mason Wyler-esque mixing of fiction and fact and I didn't like it because I liked you better as an articulate, down-to-eath guy who just happens to do porn. I don't want to hear about you being a "slut". That just leaves me cold.

Woody said...

Several days. No more comments, no more blogs. What's up?

Anonymous said...

You should say something soon otherwise your more cynical readers are going to think you were lying and you're taking this long to think how to cover it up with more lies.

Unless you're buried under Logan's porch by now ;-)

 
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